Seriously, every other website I've been to that allows forum posts and/or blog posts, including things like DeviantArt and MySpace, any kind of politically incorrect blog post will generate mass butthurt and result in 100s of comments daily, and a slew of unfunny puns and insults. I did start out as a troll when I came to Newgrounds to be honest, as you can tell by reading some old forum posts. But after finding out who the Newgrounds community were, I restricted myself to trolling those that spend the time to read boring blog posts that have little or no effect on your lives; I'm talking about you, faggot.

Anyways, if you disregard the last statement, you can agree that blog posts do not get enough exposure to the Newgrounds community to generate sufficient lulz. As much as this ruins any chance of trolling while avoiding ban, Newgrounds needs to stay this way.

"Seriously", as EyeLovePoozy would start this sentence, we don't give a shit about how you're hamster died, or you're working on some shitty game that no one will ever play more than once. If you post without reading the entire page here you are a faggot. Just throwing that out there. Now back to the subject at hand. Why don't you guys just come up to speed with reality and realize that writing in a blog was meant for trolling or attention-whoring.

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John wrote blogs about how tight it was chilling with Jesus at the the penny arcades every Thursday, and you know why people gave a shit about them? Because they had something interesting to say, and had a right to write in a blog for reasons other than the need for atinshun which so many bloggers today fap to. So until you guys hang out with Jesus at the roller rink, or borrow your Arab friend's 40 virgins from heaven for the weekend, don't write about yourself in a blog.