I thought it would be funny to post bizarre but credible question on Yahoo answers such as "Obama Said the N word on television!" to the fucking out there like "McCain says he wants to unseperate Church and State!" and post a link at the bottom that would say something like "Link to video" followed by a link to Meatspin or Lemonparty.

But for God's sake, people skipped the link and took the question as serious business.

Here I've listed some of the top responses that suggest I indeed, am turning people's votes:

Question: McCain wanting to unseperate church and state?!

1."The cabal has been planning to impose a christofascist theocracy on us for a long time. Added the parent site of the original link because it has plenty more great information on it."- Zon Moy

2. "It's an interesting argument but based on a philosophical fallacy -- he's assuming causality based merely on relationship. Based on that reasoning he could just as easily argue that the country has been a lot worse off since:

fluoride was added to drinking water.
fuel injection replaced the carburetor.
the miniskirt went out of style.
The Chinese gave Nixon those panda bears." - b_plenge (who thinks he's witty but doesn't realize the article is bullshit_

3. "People are clueless. The U.S.'s highly successful business model was setup several hundred years ago by "religious groups". So was the U.S.'s court system.

The moral decline of America has created more poverty. Every 35 seconds a child is born out of marriage. Government studies show children born out of marriage are more likely to use drugs, drop out of school, become losers, etc.."

Among other question, these were definitely the most lulz worthy.

The most obvious problem with a paid mod, is since that they get paid by how much bans they make, and by how long or serious the ban is, makes mods more concerned about exploiting technicalities to ban people rather than serving the purpose of making the NG BBS a better forum. So here I am, banned for 7 days for whatever the fuck I did. All the mod said was "Parody Thread... How Original.". Yeah, the fuck? Some relevant links would be nice, or at least the title of the fucking thread. But nooooo. No name of the mod, no post to the offending thread, and above all: it completely lacks the witty comments associated with bans.

This sucks, I didn't mind serving my other bans, I've had only one other 7 day ban (out of 9 total bans) and that was for trolling/harassing. THAT is a reason to ban someone for 7 days. But at least he provided a reason for the ban, a link to the offending post(s) and it had a witty insult attached.

Hope your happy Anonymous Mod, I'm serving a 7 day ban for only a vaguely defined reason, and you got $0.11 added to your paycheck. Now who cares about ethics? Who cares about what people think of this site? You got your 11 cents, that's all you wanted. At least you didn't put your name, because if I was a harassing asshole, I'd want to rip your lungs out. 7 days...168 hours...10080 minutes...604800 seconds.... I have to serve for your 11 cents.

And yes, I did put a quick end to my last news post which I wrote for the lulz, and wrote over it with this rant.

BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW I am BAAAAAAWWWWWWWIINGG and RAAAAAAAANTINNNNNNN because that is all I can do. You can't appeal a baseless ban, you can only BAAAAAAWWWW and get sympathy from other NGers.

I don't know... My friend claims to have been chasing a UFO with his fishing boat, and he gave me this picture as proof. I don't want to go ahead and call him a liar, because I can't fairly say his picture isn't legit.

So Newgrounds, does this look shopped?

Recently I've become entangled in an almost impossible to fathom schedule, I am constantly juggling tasks to try to keep from falling behind. Right now I'm working on 3 interactive web ads, 2 games, an MMO, a website, a school project, infinite amounts of math homework, football, cross country and maintaining my awesome social status.

So in light of these recent undertakings, I have decided to cut down on grammar to boost overall efficiency of this unit.

Some of you may have read my thread about Most Epic Football injuries. Well I hurt my leg a little, thought I just sprained it, and the next day I was running and tackling people again.

But I managed to take down a senior in a head-on collision, and after we both hit the ground, I bent my twisted my leg and pulled the recently sprained muscle. But it turns out I tore a ligament in my leg in the game prior, and I just managed to make it a much, much worse...

So now here I am on my computer, unable to walk, at the start of the weekend. I should be better in 5-7 days but still... Know anything I can do besides play computer all day and watching TV? I've just beat 3 brutal scrin teams on C&C 3 for the fourth time today, and I have nothing to do besides play games, talk to friends on the phone and text, and watch TV...

What do they do so wrong?

Only the people that are stupid enough to take trolls seriously, actually get mass butt hurt and provide a great source of teh lulz to those clever enough to spot a troll. Trolls bring life into forums everywhere, stirring mass flame wars over something to stupid to be possibly taken seriously. If you spot a troll, don't argue with it, that means the troll wins and gets teh lulz. If a troll thread is recognized for what it is, and people don't post on the thread, the thread dies, and is never seen again...

The only real problem is when you present a genuine argument, usually an anti-drug one, and people get sooo much butt hurt they can't do anything except classify it as a troll thread (because only trolls can deliver butt hurt to junkies) and they delete it, then they can go on with their life on the run. Why does every website, from Yahoo Answers! to CTRL+ALT+DEL forums, from RS Forums to Newgrounds Forums, completely fail to distinguish troll from non-troll? Always classifying real threads as troll threads, and in-your-face-obvious troll threads as valid arguments?

TL;DR People suck at finding troll threads all over the world, so real threads get deleted while troll threads reach "at least 100" pages.

I think I'll answer my own question: Troll threads that cause butt hurt are easy to argue with, because they aren't meant to be valid arguments. Genuine arguments that cause butt hurt are harder to argue with, because it is much easier to post "OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS" than to post something meaningful and actually try to debunk the opposition's opposition.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is so epic it's unreal. I just can't stop reading article, after article, after article...

Whenever I'm bored, I'll just use an alt account to post troll questions on Yahoo! answers. Not the kind of troll that flames people, but the kind of troll that's such a douche that it's hilarious to see them flamed. That's how I do it, how I'm getting flamed.

...and it's generating epic lulz...

Epic lulz, is epic.

I saw another movie one week before it's release: Starwars Clone Wars. The movie seems to be geared more towards children as it skips the scrolling wall of text in the beginning customary to Starwars movies, and replaces it with a dramatic, over-the-top narrator who tries to make things sound as action-packed as they are. The comedic relief is frequent and funny, but it seems to take away from the dark atmosphere the Clone Wars were given in the other movies.

If you are a Starwars fan, I highly recommend you watch this. It's a great hour and a half of your life well spent. Although after watching it, I felt a compelling urge to play Republic Commando...

This is a good movie to get on DvD or Blu-Ray when it comes out.

Did they really need to remake that game? I actually like the N64 version better than the remake anyways. Why'd they try to make Conker so realistic looking? He looks much better in his low-polygon, cartoony bright expressive 64-bit model. Why mess with perfection?

Also, why not a sequel? Why a remake? It could have just stood to be the pinnacle of N64 awesomeness. But no, they had to port it to the Xbox and make it prettier.