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Street Fighter Club Street Fighter Club

Rated 0 / 5 stars

How many memes can you use?

From watching this flash, apparently three times as many as it takes to rape your senses. Seriously, Zelda CDI, Kanye and 'the game' all within 20 seconds of eachother? I fucking cringed, the animation was really good and deserves credit, but it's all overshadowed by horrendously bad writing and lack of originality...


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Awesome Cracks Down Awesome Cracks Down

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Unfunny and kind've ugly

The art style could've been looked past if the jokes were witty and not just lame. I'm actually surprised with a black protagonist and a title with "Crack" in it there would be more racial humor. Guess not, just random unfunny drivel too afraid to offend anyone and to bland and cliche to provide any real laughs.

I probably would've rated it higher, except that 2 trophies gives inflated expectations.



Brawl Funnies [Dick 1] Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FFSFDS

For fucks sake fuck dis shit. I haven't been on NG since October, but I accidentally click on the bookmarked link to newgrounds homepage and I see this featured. I watch it and FUCK MAN. This fucking shit was so awesome I went and watched the other cartoon's to observe the witty observations you had made.

Now I'm watching vids on NG again, thanks to you ass holes.


Recent Game Reviews


StormWinds:TLC StormWinds:TLC

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow seriously?

Every game in this series is so fucking easy. In the previous games, all you needed to do was buy the double machine gun and nothing but damage buffers until it was doing 6-7 per shot (also saving all upgrade points for damage) and then building a shield generator to protect the machine gun.

This game takes it to a whole new level of easy, build a SPREADING MACHINE GUN and do the same thing. Now you have a gun shooting 3 bullets dealing 7 damage each that's incredibley easy to aim at the enemy's weakspots. To all you saying this game is hard: you fail.

Doesn't mean it wasn't fun however, I still give it a 9/10, -1 star for lack of something like a challenge mode. :(


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3d defender 3d defender

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Totally hella-fucking-balls-to-wall awesome!!!

srsly


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Alexman159 responds:

y3h i knos. srsly


Body Ladder Body Ladder

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Why ruin a good game?

Why put the sponsor link on such an important section of the screen? I keep making it very high, but because your stupidity I can't do anything with 100 tabs of MoFunZone because I was trying to fucking get the health pack.

Why didn't you put it at the top? Where I am not clicking?!!?!? Sure your sponsor will get more place visits, but piss people.

0/10 0/5


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