The most obvious problem with a paid mod, is since that they get paid by how much bans they make, and by how long or serious the ban is, makes mods more concerned about exploiting technicalities to ban people rather than serving the purpose of making the NG BBS a better forum. So here I am, banned for 7 days for whatever the fuck I did. All the mod said was "Parody Thread... How Original.". Yeah, the fuck? Some relevant links would be nice, or at least the title of the fucking thread. But nooooo. No name of the mod, no post to the offending thread, and above all: it completely lacks the witty comments associated with bans.

This sucks, I didn't mind serving my other bans, I've had only one other 7 day ban (out of 9 total bans) and that was for trolling/harassing. THAT is a reason to ban someone for 7 days. But at least he provided a reason for the ban, a link to the offending post(s) and it had a witty insult attached.

Hope your happy Anonymous Mod, I'm serving a 7 day ban for only a vaguely defined reason, and you got $0.11 added to your paycheck. Now who cares about ethics? Who cares about what people think of this site? You got your 11 cents, that's all you wanted. At least you didn't put your name, because if I was a harassing asshole, I'd want to rip your lungs out. 7 days...168 hours...10080 minutes...604800 seconds.... I have to serve for your 11 cents.

And yes, I did put a quick end to my last news post which I wrote for the lulz, and wrote over it with this rant.

BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW I am BAAAAAAWWWWWWWIINGG and RAAAAAAAANTINNNNNNN because that is all I can do. You can't appeal a baseless ban, you can only BAAAAAAWWWW and get sympathy from other NGers.